presenting ...

YOUR Golden Goblins starting Line-up!!!!

Sponsored by Clean Water Action- keeping the goblins sideline water pure, clean and fresh for over three years! Every goblin gets their strength from clean water so remember to cleanse your hearts and keep your water pure.

and by

Specncer's Spook Shop- Your source for Golden Goblin fan apparel - check out their new "Gobby the Goblin" halloween costume modeled after our now world famous wizard of oz like mascot- he's so adorable yet scary! Your neighbors are sure to be spooked! So come down and Gobble UP (the savings)!!!

And by

The Minnesota Vikings - Proud to sponsor a good football team in the upper midwest

Your Line-ups are also presented by:

PPA- Professional Pessimists Association- putting a damper on your life and events for over 35 years. They specialize in finding the down-side to any situation and live by the motto "cheer up, things will get worse." "don't believe us- just look at the U.S over the last 35 years." Yes, PPA can meet any of your dark needs including defeatism, depression, and helplessness. And now they are avaialble 24/7, so Goblin fans, remember after the next goblin loss, which will likely come this weekend, to contact PPA, they are sure to make you feel better by making you feel worse!

And Now let's meet YOUR GOLDEN GOBLIN STARTERS!!!!! (subject to change) (loud music with a good intro maybe a selection from Green Day- I like the part in the Homecoming song where it sounds like a marching band - It last for about a minute - I would just take out the words and it would be perfect. Also so dry ice and some yellow and maroon lspot lights during the announcement.

Kicking
Ben Joooooones (yea I'm picking him up for 0) aand dropping Giannini

WR
Jareeed Elllllleeeerson
Jerramyyyyy Scottttttt
Deeeejaaaaun Warreeen

RB
Ty Suuuutton
Jarod Vooooooid

QB
Dreeeeeew Taaaaate
Trooooooy "superman" Smittttth

Go Goblins !!!