Corso: After your first few miserable games, do you feel you have something to prove this weekend against the Goodgers?
Cupito: We'll Lee, the way I see it, we're a .500 team after two games. In this league I've got something to prove every #@% Saturday. I'm the team leader and I'm not going to shirk my responsibility of sucking monkey my first two games. It is time for me to step it up.
Corso: Speaking of monkeys, is that one on your back?
Cupito: Yes it is. Coach Kennedy has forced me to wear this kids monkey backpack around campus all week until I prove we can get this *%$# monkey off our own back. It actually feels more like a %@#$* 1000 lb. Gorilla.
Corso: Could you elaborate on those comments?
Cupito: It's those damn communist bastard, son's a bitches, no good %#@* Goodgers! We just can't seem to beat them in head to head competition. But today will be different. Today our destiny is upon us.
Corso: What do you mean by that? Do you think you can actually beat the 3 time defending league champ, the Goodgers!?!
Cupito: I don't think it Lee, I know it. Last night I had a dream about me inside of Joe Namath's body and I was winning the BTFFL Blue Ox Bowl. I could truly feel Joe's effervescence.
Corso: Come again.
Cupito: I fell I am the illegitimate godson and embodiment of Joe Namath. Through his body, metaphysically, I'm going to carry my team to victory. I garuntee it!
Corso: That's quite a prediction Bryan. Good luck today. I think you might need it...
Bryan Cupito garuntee's victory this weekend and so do I.
Starting line-up for today's victory:
QB Bryan Cupito
RB Alex Daniels
RB Tony Hunt
RB Javon Ringer
WR Ted Ginn
WR Derrick Williams
WR Matt Trannon
K Taylor Melhoff
Go Farmers!
3 comments:
That's damn funny.
"I feel I am the illegitimate godson and embodiment of Joe Namath."
Through Suzy Kolber!
QB1 Drew Stanton
QB2 Curtis Painter
RB1 Mike Hart
RB2 Albert Young
WR1 Dorien Bryant
WR1 Greg Orton
WR3 Paul Hubbard
K Kevin Kelly
Not sure about the WR3. Breaston playing ND, Herby playing ISU, I guess I'll take the easiest game and Old Mutha.
Kind of a big game -- that is a nice thing about such a small league. Goodgers could go 3-0 and have a big head start on the Road to the Blue Ox. Farmers win and everybody remains in the hunt for 1st place -- even if the Spitfires would go to 0-3.
Go Spitz!
(I said if)
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